Thursday, February 7, 2008

Madi's Words of Wisdom

As some of you know, my 5 year old daughter Madi has some serious insight into this universe. Below are some words of wisdom. This was recorded from interviewing her at the dinner table and writing down her answers. I wish you could have been there.
The first part is the usual phrase and the last is how she finishes it. Some of them are thought provoking, some amazing and some just random.
  1. Don't change horses…to a girl.
  2. Strike while the…lightning strikes.
  3. It's always darkest before…night time.
  4. Never underestimate the power of…God.
  5. You can lead a horse to water but…you can't take it the wrong way.
  6. Don't bite the hand that…you're eating with.
  7. No news is…news.
  8. A miss is as good as a …happy valentines day.
  9. You can't teach an old dog new…tricks if he hasn't learned them.
  10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll…get messy.
  11. Love all, trust…family.
  12. The pen is mightier than the … chicken.
  13. An idle mind is…(no reply)...(...that in itselft says a lot :-).
  14. Where there's smoke there's…cigarettes.
  15. Happy the bride who…marries the groom.
  16. A penny saved is…money.
  17. two's company, three's…dollars.
  18. don't put off till tomorrow what…(no reply).
  19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and…you'll be sad.
  20. There are none so blind as … blind people.
  21. Children should be seen and not … be by strangers.
  22. If at first you don't succeed … keep trying.
  23. You get out of something only what you … if you've been good.
  24. When the blind lead the blind … you'll have to have somebody carry you.

2 comments:

Allen Grimes said...

Good stuff man.

jeanie said...

I got a good laugh out of that one lol..