So...I have now had the pleasure of seeing what Lice is all about. You know, the thing they checked for in school when you were young and you never really knew what it was. Well, I do. It's so disgusting, so amazing and so expensive all at once. It brings a visual to the word infestation like nothing else ever could. It's just hard to believe a human being, king of all species, ruler of the animal world could be so helpless against such a small but apparently highly REPRODUCTIVE species. Why couldn't we have kept the DoDo bird and killed off Lice instead?
Anyway, if you hear that any of your kids friends have lice, tell your son or daughter that their friend might as well be demon possessed and poison to the touch. Whatever keeps them away from that kid. Besides, the school will treat your kid no less than demonic anyway.
I hope one day to erase the visual of it all.
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ew. That's it. No words of comfort, no condolences. Just ew.
been there done that with 8 siblings, talk about detox , shave everyone's head and strip the house. If one has it , soon they all will. it wasn't fun, kinda like finding a roach ,
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